A few days ago, I took the girls to see the movie
Tangled. On the way there, we had to turn onto King Street. As we turned left and continued driving we had this conversation:
Addie: Mom, I just saw a naked boy in a window.
Me (distracted): Hmmm, that's strange.
Addie: Yeah, he had a big stocking wrapped on his penis.
That piqued both my and Heather's interest!
Heather: Tell me that story again, Addie.
I suddenly realized exactly what "boy" Addie was talking about and exactly what store window the boy was in. The day before, the girls and I were on another outing and as we walked home we passed the oh-so-lovely
Stag Shop, which is located in a prime spot in Uptown Waterloo. As we walked by the store, I was relieved that neither girl noticed the rather risque window display.
The "boy" Addie was talking about was a naked man clad in nothing but a long, striped stocking over his rather long penis. Addie also happened to noticed the pom-pom on the end of the stocking. I guess Addie was so fascinated by the penis that she failed to noticed the scantily clad women with huge breasts covered in "present" pasties.
It was a funny conversation, and I told them that the boy was wearing "joke" underwear. Aren't they silly? They thought it was pretty funny, and I was just glad that the conversation ended there!